[ Huh! Weiss zoned out in the car so she's not quite sure what paths they took to get here, but it's different from the city view. It's... actually nice. And she can already feel the difference— the air is different, fresher, even! ]
[ Midorima takes this very seriously, so yes, it is like an undercover mission. As they approach, it's clearly a temporary set up at a local park. Canopies and tables and hologram flyers and posters everywhere. It's very busy, and there's all kinds of stuff and people. ]
[ He wanted to know about a cabin, so he asked people about the cabin!! Starting with a man he's harassed about a sleigh before, but you know, whatever. He did his research to find what he wanted. ]
We seem to have trouble finding time to ourselves, so I made sure it would be possible for your birthday.
No wonder you didn't want Merlin to come with us, then.
[ She gets it, she thinks? Either way, she starts walking up the path. She's the one who isn't carrying much except for her own bag of personal stuff, so she's a lot faster in moving even though Midorima has longer limbs. ]
The place looks safe... but I'll make sure nothing bad happens, just in case.
[It briefly reminds Kise of the flea market. He doesn't say that though. He only looks around, pushes the hair out of his face and cranks up the smile to 100. Someone plans to charm his way into very, VERY low prices.]
[ It's about the same, with the added benefit of being able to trade items as well as money. The first booth they go by seems to be mostly old furniture, which Midorima isn't really looking for, so he glances at Kise to see if he needs anything and moves on to the next one without perusing beyond a glance. He'll stop if Kise wants to look, though. ]
[No, Kise's not interested in furniture at all, so unless Midorima wanted it he wasn't going to stop by it. Few booths down, though, he spots all kinds of hanging ornaments, like those you can use for Christmas celebrations. He has no doubts Midorima will carry one around even if it is not the holiday.
He gives Midorima a nudge to stay back a little whilst he skips off to the booth, beaming like a sunshine model he is and making the woman behind the counter almost faint ("You are from that wedding commercial!"). It takes about five minutes of back and forth- he took a selfie with the woman- and he comes back to Midorima with all kinds of decorations for house. Literally. Half of the bag, a golden(looking) star being the biggest item.]
[ Midorima's haggling is much less.. pleasant. It involves arguing and demanding and sudden claims that his sister is studying abroad and he wants to get her a tearful goodbye present.
What Kise did took so much less time? Should he be dragging Kise along regularly? ]
[Kise doesn't boast that he's popular... but he's popular. Especially after that wedding commercial that he did, that he practiced the ballroom dances for. He nudges Midorima to keep walking, smiling as he waves to the woman.]
Charm, I suppose? I mentioned I just moved in the new apartment [which is half-lie, he did move, but it's been a while,] so I'm kind of down on chroma. And she was happy to get the prices down for me. Oh! She added in a freebie, [he points at actual Christmas tree ornament.]
I dunno if it will work on guys though. [But he can probably charm any lady- IF he tries.]
[ Yeah, that's something Midorima could never do. And is mildly annoyed about but it's hard to tell since he always looks mildly annoyed about something. ]
Merlin is an attention-seeking troglodyte and it's my turn for your undivided attention.
[ Insulting the dog was entirely unnecessary, but literally face-bursting through his door made it very clear to Midorima that he is Correct and the dog is a tiny cockblock. ]
I know you will.
[ He has faith in her to protect them! He gets out the key, which he fetched from the renter the day before yesterday, and unlocks the door so she can go in ahead of him. It's quaint inside, but everything seems warm. There's a fireplace in the main room and a kitchen too, and one large king-sized bed. There's a picnic table out back in case they want to eat outside, too, and a cute trickling stream that goes alongside the cabin. ]
[ Though he supposes very few people are really.. strictly any specific sexuality here. Midorima's pretty sure he lost any inclination to consider it from how much the moons messed with his life, he realized he was okay with either after he was already into people... but either way, he just thinks that's an odd thing to think out if it just came down to being popular and nice.
Though he supposes if Midorima is Kise's taste in men, that would explain why he's unable to flirt normally with them. ]
Guys respond differently to popular people. If you try to charm them and brag about it, they get annoyed, which usually results in an argument or worse.
[He still remembers back home bragging about his show up in the magazine and getting smacked in the back of the head with basketball by Aomine. He may look like an airhead but he learns.
As for the tastes, Kise is complicated. Enough so that he can't explain it. Tho he would get into an argument if anyone ever brought up the question of "why" he likes Midorima.]
So unless they bring it up first, I don't mention it. [Kise taps his chin,] I'll figure something out... [A promise from the social butterfly.]
[ ..Though Midorima is probably a different story, but his experience is people get annoyed and argue with him and he's definitely not trying to charm anyone. ]
[ And yes, she is taking some offense to this!! Don't be mean to Merlin, Midorin. :(
Once she's inside, she looks around, already switching the AC on to make sure it's cool enough inside, but not too cold! Other settings like the lighting are also adjusted so it's up to her standard, all the while humming a tune. She pops in where Midorima is to ask a question, though— ]
Do you want me to have the curtains open, or do you want it a little dim in here?
[ He's going to ignore the fact that he just doesn't like this. Don't charm people in front of him, he'll get jealous grumpy. Grumpy enough that he only barely glanced at the ornaments Kise got. But oh well.. he'll look later.
Midorima squeezes the donut toy in his pocket to increase his luck (or maybe just soothe himself) and heads into the next booth. There's a wide variety of knick-knacks, so he's going through and finding the oddest things he can. ]
[ He lets her do whatever she wants with the settings. He'll probably open the windows instead of the AC later, since they're in nature, he'd rather enjoy the fresh air. But for now Weiss can have her way. ]
Open the curtains. We're in a cabin, it'd be pointless not to enjoy the view.
[ Now there's a mix of nature! Sunlight, but no fresh air. They can have fresh air later. It just seems a little too warm out to let air come in. It'll be hot. ]
It's Valentine's Day, so we can try to make chocolate together once you're settled. I brought the ingredients for a recipe.
[ If she helps surely he can't horribly ruin it and then they both get Valentine's chocolate. ]
Once they're made and cooling, we can have lunch. Then we have time to relax after that. In the evening, we can go on a nature walk and take a dip in the stream.
[ It will be cooler then. He pushes up his glasses. It's not the most exciting plan, but he did make one.. ]
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