[ That sounds ridiculous if you ask him. But he also doesn't really have a solution of his own, so he should shut his mouth. He doesn't though, because criticism is Midorima's bread and butter. ]
You haven't changed either, why would you expect me to?
[ Well, since he last saw him anyway. Midorima's well aware of Kise's developments back home, but it's been about two months for Midorima so it seems like a while to him. ]
[ He may not be his vice captain anymore but he's not going to deny that Akashi's got his shit together. At least in the sense of parenting this generation of miracles.. ]
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[ The bathtub seems like the most logical, but like. How you gonna get there Kise. ]
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[Kise tilts his head.]
I'll just mark the calendar and make sure I don't go anywhere during those days! Just in case. And I'll buy everything I need beforehand!
[But, it will be highly inconvenient for him because he's so used to go out and just spend time outside. Being a fish would suck.]
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[ That sounds ridiculous if you ask him. But he also doesn't really have a solution of his own, so he should shut his mouth. He doesn't though, because criticism is Midorima's bread and butter. ]
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I can't just bring bathtub with me!
[Kise sprawls himself over the table in misery. Lucky Midorima, he's a tanuki. A speedy, cute, fluffy tanuki. And he? He's gonna be a fucking trout!]
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[ Midorima would lord it over him subtly forever though. Which is the real worst fate?
(Midorima's after Kise ends up a wolf and Midorima remembers that karma does sometimes bite you in the ass.) ]
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[Even more whining-]
Midorimacchi, I am starting to think you might be a sadist.
[Why do you want to see him suffer like this!?
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And the wolf will pay a lot of attention to the carrot~)no subject
[ He pushes up his glasses as if he just said something profound. ]
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[Kise may be overexaggerating but he's honestly worried and Midorima isn't helping.]
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[ He must eliminate it. ]
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[There's nothing to eliminate, it's just... regular Midorima.]
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[ He's just giving him a hard time now.. ]
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You seriously don't change much... [He's been here how long? So resilient.] I'm kind of impressed.
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[ Well, since he last saw him anyway. Midorima's well aware of Kise's developments back home, but it's been about two months for Midorima so it seems like a while to him. ]
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[Kise gives Midorima a long, long look, then smiles.]
Don't get it wrong, I'm glad you didn't! I don't know what kind of place this is but I'm glad to see you are well.
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There have definitely been some things that he's had to adjust to, but they're not anything he's going to openly admit to. ]
Are you settled then?
[ That's his own way of asking if Kise needs anything, as dismissive as it sounds, like he's trying to get out of here. ]
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He only wishes he could read the guy better.]
Mmm, I guess. It will take some time getting used to it all but- the living space is not that bad at all.
[With Midorima bringing him groceries, Kise will be alright for a while.]
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[ Clean your room, etc. Kise or he'll tell mom. ]
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[He can keep things in decent order! He lives (or lived, rather) in a house with three women, some habits do rub off on him.]
Don't mix me up with Aominecchi!
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[ Midorima doesn't really go over to other peoples' houses. ]
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[...]
Also, Akashicchi threatened me to keep the apartment in shape.
[There's the real catch.]
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[ He may not be his vice captain anymore but he's not going to deny that Akashi's got his shit together.
At least in the sense of parenting this generation of miracles..]