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[schmisse]

There's something very important I have to show you. Are you ready?

Re: text

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What is it?

[schmisse]

These are all things to remember about Merlin!

[ The next text is an image. ]

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I've made a corrected version.

[ The text comes after about 30 minutes. Midorima has put a lot of effort into this. ]

[schmisse]

What about his toe beans? And his tippy taps?!

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He's standing on them.

[schmisse]

You didn't put them on the diagram.

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It's not a detailed diagram and I'm not using those words.

[schmisse]

Say it.

[ SAY TOE BEANS AND TIPPY TAPS!!! ]

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No.

[ But he sends her a picture of Merlin's toe beans and tippy taps to satisfy her. Unlabeled. He's not labeling them. ]

[schmisse]

Just type it. It won't hurt you if you did. Tippy taps.

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It will hurt me immensely if I type it, then Takao borrows my phone and autocorrect attempts to utilize the word.

[schmisse]

I'll keep it a secret! Just type "tippy taps 🐾" and then delete it from your phone.

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Don't add more to it!

[schmisse]

You would rather wear your underwear on your head for good luck rather than type "🐾 tippy taps 🐾".

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I would do neither of those things!
There is nothing lucky about your perversions!

[schmisse]

Yes, you totally would! If you were last place and your lucky item was "underwear on head", you would do that and you would even buy a new pair that's your lucky colour for the day!

But you won't send me "🐾🐾 tippy 🐾🐾 taps 🐾🐾" as a text.

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That would never be a lucky item!

Merlin no longer needs dog sitting this week or next or ever again, so you'll have no need to pick him up again.

[schmisse]

What? How dare you! You can't do that! Merlin won't allow it!

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[ He's not responding!! TAKE THAT WEISS. ]