Well, except for the aggressive part I suppose that doesn't sound too bad, although I sure wouldn't want to end up as a fish.

[ He's still tossing and stirring his meal around in the pan, pouring in the sauce he's mixed together from a few odds and ends. It might not be fancy but it's already smelling pretty good. ]

...Seems like two out of three are bearable then, so guess I have to hope I luck out.